Sunday, December 14, 2008

GUEST AUTHOR TODAY DOUG WILLIS

Doug was sitting around thinking that Tania is so busy with blogging/scrapping/shopping just all kinds of things, so Doug decided to help out....

First off let Doug start off by saying that Doug hates it when people start clipping thier fingernails in public. It is a disgusting habit, filthy and is just plain wrong, we have people in prisons for doing less then that. Doug remembers this guy that would always wait until prayer started at church, it was like clockwork, prayer starts, fingers start getting clipped. Doug was always afraid of sitting beside that guy at church, "didn't want to get shot in the face you know?"

Second thing, Doug wants to talk to you about a very serious subject. Please be aware of feline AIDS. It's the number one killer of domestic cats.

Thirdly, I hate Wal-mart!!!!! This one time Doug's 4 year old (Doug has 2 children) was bouncing a ball and this old hag walked up and was like "DON'T BOUNCE THE BALL!!!!" well Doug was like "why don't you take your 6.50 an hour and go find me some Penrose Hot Sausages". Turns out Wal-Mart stopped selling them.

Fourthly, Isn't 24 the best show on TV??? Doug thinks without Question, nothing is even close.

Fifthly.... Isn't True Blood the best show on TV????? Doug thinks without Question nothing is even close.

Sixthly.... Isn't The Office the best show on TV???? Doug thinks seriously without Question, nothing is even close.

Seventhly..... Doug works for Time Warner, Doug has a pretty cool job. Doug also has the joy of getting about 500 channels on his TV's as a bonus. Last night Doug could not find anything to watch.

Eightthly.... Doug wants to congratulate Sam Bradford of Oklahoma for winning the Heisman Trophy last night. Anytime somebody from Texas loses it's a good thing.

Ninethly.... Doug was also reminded that Sara won the prize yesterday, please email Tania at the link under her smiling face to the right to claim your prize.

Tenthly..... Does anyboy know where Doug can find a really good fried chicken sandwich??? Bob Evans used to have one, but it has gone down hill.

Eleventhly..... Anybody checked out this Internet thing??? That can't be legit...

Today we have really good prize to give away. Doug is giving away to his readers a card making kit, this is complete with card stock, printed paper, stamps, rubby things that go on things when you scratch them, "got one on my phone", some ink and some other junk.....oh, and envelopes. You'll just need to go buy your own stamps.
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but wait! Doug read that Tania wanted to make today's prize really good so Doug raided Tania's cardstock when she was making Doug dinner. "really need to clean that room out dear." So Doug stole 50 sheets of card stock, "don't tell her..." to be added to this prize.
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Doug (the guy who likes to help out)

47 comments:

  1. Doug has quite the list.I don't know if I'd let him get into my scrapping.Thats a lot of cardstock.I'd love to play with it

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  2. Holy Moly girl...your man is a really nice guy. I would give anything to win that paper. This is so cool of you, DOUG...lol
    Lorraine L
    33700

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  3. Kelly the cousin thinks Doug needs to make a guest appearance more often to give Tanias creative brain a rest more often!!!!

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  4. Nice to hear from the male side of the family once in awhile! I remember that man, Doug. Every week he was clipping his nails during the prayer service- used to drive me bonkers! But now it is relatively quiet where he used to sit....he was involved in a car accident a few years ago and he and his wife passed away! Funny how the mind forgets those things until someone jogs your memory!

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  5. Todays blog was just too cute!
    Congrats to yesterdays winner.

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  6. Too funny!
    CONGRATS to yesterday's winner!!!

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  7. Doug does Tania-elf know you have raided her stash? I bet you're just trying to get on the "nice" list. I think this should do it.
    I hate Wal-mart too!

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  8. How helpful of Doug *lol* Now that is a very sweet prize pack.

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  9. Remember "Jimmy" on Seinfeld? Doug reminds me of "Jimmy"...

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  10. Robin thinks Doug is an excellent blogger. Nice hearing from you today Doug.

    PS-Yes they should have a law against public nail clipping.

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  11. Love hearing from Doug! What a pleasant surprise..and I can't figure out who the nail clipper was?? hmmmm...I'll have to think on that one LOL

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  12. Tania,
    When Doug finishes helping out for you there....would you mind letting us borrow him for a few hours? Having an extra helper would really be great right now! Ha.

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  13. woohhoo what a great prize. doug cracks me up, thanks

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  14. Doug is a SUPER COOL guy ! Wow... great hubby to help ya out like that!

    I share the same hate for nail clipping in public...drives me crazy, makes me disgusted!! ewww

    Doug is a great blogger, maybe he will become just as addicted as the rest of us!

    Doug, please pick me! LOL

    have a great evening!

    patty 2832

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  15. Hey Doug, you´re such a nice guy, I want to be your friend, maybe you can come by to eat a really good fried chicken sandwich, LOL!

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  16. Oh Doug....Thanks sooo much for the smile!! You picked out some very yummy cardstcok there! and all those other goodies...YUM! Think she will mind?

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  17. You go, Doug! I also CAN NOT STAND people clipping their nails in church or in public. It is my total pet peeve!
    Thanks for the chance to win the goodies, Doug!

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  18. That Doug is funny, he describes wonderful crafty thingys just like my non-crafty sisters do. lol
    I would love that cardstock to play with.

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  19. bwwaaahhhhaaaaa... Too Funny!

    My husband is a nail bitter, but I do believe your rule applies to that as well. (Do you think we can get it before Congress this year?)

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  20. What a fun blog today. Doug sounds like a cool guy. Doug also understands our need for lots of cardstock. LOL Doug may also be a closet scraper... better keep your eye on him.

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  21. WOW, what a great giveaway!! Thanks for the chance to win:)

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  22. Doug is very cool indeed:P lol .Congrats to yesterdays winner. DeeW

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  23. Love Doug's List. Love Doug's taste in giveaways - Doug should post more often lol :)

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  24. What a guy, Doug, my husband would never blog for me. I love list and I agree whole heartingly that I detest Walmart too.

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  25. Doug sounds like a great guy :-) Very brave of you to let him "guest author" on your blog...sometimes you never know what will come out of their mouths!! Nice of him to steal so much cardstock...and I love things that rub-on to other things, those are my favorite embellishment! Would love to win again!! Thank you for the chance!

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  26. Doug, i think you are a doll and a keeper. Thanx for sharing!!!

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  27. OK, Doug, I thought you were going to talk about Mike R. with the toenail clippings for a minute there. Is family disqualified from winning?

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  28. Yo Helper Dude,

    Firstly, Jeff too wants to be like Doug and help out.So I am typing this for my lovely bride in hopes that he can win the fabulous prize package as a christmas/birthday gift for his wife. (Jeff is cheap!)
    Secondly, After reading your blog from today Jeff thinks you are the best thing on the internet since online banking and yahoo games.
    Thirdly, Jeff thinks that your taste in T.V programs is sub par at best. Obviously the best thing on T.V. is CHUCK!!! Don't you agree? I knew you would.
    Fourthly, I wish this comment box was bigger so I could share more of my wealth of knowledge.
    Helping my bride!
    Jeff Perry
    AKA REV.

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  29. 24 is one of the few shows I watch -- only a few more weeks to go! Thanks for the generous RAK!
    - Brenda #3635

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  30. What a GREAT Christmas present to the winner! I'd love to win!

    Grandma Shelley

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  31. Doug, your elf skills rock! Merry Christmas.

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  32. Wow! That is a big giveaway. Would be lovely to win it. Thanks Doug.

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  33. WOW Doug is a generous guy. I would LOVE to win this RAK. I could use some of that cardstock. It seems you can NEVER have enough.

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  34. Lol! Poor Doug..This Tonja thinks Doug needs a new vacation and a bigger house with all the Penrose sausage he can eat. Doug is comical as all getout! Tania is a lucky girl to have a Doug like that!

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  35. I can totally see my husband giving away some (or a lot) of my paper. Not sure I would like it however.
    Doug that is an awesome candy that you are offering

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  36. I'm on board with Doug - love the Office and clipping fingernails in public is nasty!

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  37. Really nice of you to share... especially since it's not yours not to give...

    Very funny.

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  38. Wow! What an amazing prize! You are awesome Doug! :)

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  39. Well thanks Doug!

    I'd LOVE to help you with all the extra stuff your wife has. :-)

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  40. LOL too funny!! I think you and Jeff should start your own blog!! Too Funny!!

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  41. I read all the Sookie books - got others hooked as well- and HATE that I don't get HBO and True Blood. Really want to see how they do Bubba :)
    I do hope that Doug makes sure Tania gets other breaks as well, but anyone who would BLOG for someone else must be a pretty good guy. Although it would take my DH a LOT of begging for forgiveness if he raided my cardstock ;)

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  42. what a fun loving guy U have living under your roof....what a prize pack thanks for the chance!

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  43. Wow that is some stash. Wouldn't that be fun to get.

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  44. Wow that is an awesome drawing. Please throw me in.
    Raine

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