dear subway man, you ain't foolin' nobody!

• dear Emily, congratulations! you're the winner! email me using that link over there under my photo ------> and i'll get back to you with details on registering.
• dear Elizabeth, the registration link for class is working now....sorry for the inconvenience.
  
• dear Subway man, i saw you yesterday and i had to bite my cheeks to keep from laughing. just so you know those teeth you had coated in silver-----silver aluminum foil---you ain't foolin' anybody! it made you talk all funny and just looked rather ghetto.
• dear makers of Dr. Pepper, do you think you could call a meeting with your Product Development team and figure out a way to bring back caffeine free Dr. Pepper-----that isn't diet? please and thank you.
• dear aunt donna, i haven't forgotten about you. and i still want to sew. time is scarce right now. i'm sorry.
• dear neighbor girls, 2:30AM is NEVER a good time to go for a dip in the pool if you can't put a muzzle on it. your loud, obnoxious behavior & foul language was quite disrespectful and dealt me a killer headache from not being able to sleep all night. i'm not too happy with you.
• dear husband, they are demanding another guest appearance by the funny man, get on it, would ya? ps.....thank you for grocery shopping so i could sleep off the headache.
• dear davidbeckhamphotography.com, thank you for taking personal time out of your schedule to take pictures of the Root log cabin before it was dismantled. i just discovered them last week and feel like i'm forever indebted to you.
  
• dear ashlyn, i'm so proud of you taking initiative to help mommy fold laundry and doing so without being asked and without complaining.
  
• dear dad, what size shoe do you wear? no reason. just wondering. dum-dee-dum.
• dear uncle greggy, tell kristin that the girls are SO excited. dresses fit. check. dancing shoes purchased. check. socks purchased. check. adorabe haircuts. check. we're ready!
• dear mom, i miss you.