if you were a fly on the wall....

in my home, you would hear these phrases often.

• "That's what she said." - doug
  
• "My tummy hurts." - spidergirl
  
• "You get what you get and you don't throw a fit." - all of us
  
• "What!???" - ashlyn
  
• "Everybody love everybody." - doug
  
• "Dude. Seriously?" - ashlyn
  
• "Just wait...pause." - ashlyn
  
• "Can I sleep in the little bed?" - ashlyn
  
• "Will you make me some milk?" - ashlyn
  
• "Turn the tv down." - me
  
• "Just a second." - me
  
• "Morning little darling." - doug
  
• "Will you make me some chips & cheese?" - spidergirl
  
• "I don't feel so good." - spidergirl
  
• "Daaaaaaad, she's not sharing." - ashlyn
  
• "No fair." - spidergirl
  
• "I'm just pullin' your peach." - ashlyn
  
• "Can I watch Spongebob?" - spidergirl
  
• "I don't wanna brush my teeth, I'm still hungry!" - spidergirl
  
• "I hate reading." - ashlyn
  
• "Welcome to your happy place." - doug
  
• "Where's my phone?" - me